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But some lives
change on a dime.

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[ Coin rattles ]

3
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I've never
really believed in God,

4
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but recently I managed to summon
almost superhuman strength.

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Two days ago, I witnessed
an auto accident.

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A taxi flipped over,
and there was a 3-year-old

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pinned underneath.

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I don't know where the power
came from,

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but I got down on the cement,

10
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and I managed
to do 900 push-ups.

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I don't consider myself a hero.

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I just did what any ripped
specimen of jacked man-meat

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would've done in that situation.

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I held a pretty sweet pose
until the coroner arrived

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to throw the boy in the trash
and ask for my autograph.

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I just...

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I don't understand
how I got so huge!

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I mean, check my 'bliques.

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They shredded.

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Father? Father?

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You are the new Christ.

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The crippled came from the world
over to be healed.

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Indeed, each time he showed them
his chiseled beef,

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miraculously,
they died psyched.

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♪♪

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Eyes once blind saw glory,
ears once deaf now pounded.

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Even...had their problem fixed.

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Blimey now, come quick!
It's alive!

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[ Whoosh! ]

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Hunky Messiah renowned us.

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We're all beef in our souls
where it counts.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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That being said, humans have
an animal need to connect.

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♪♪

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[ Phone rings ]

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Woman:
Ugh, thank God you picked up.

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I'm having literally
the worst day ever.

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So at lunch today, Hannah said
she couldn't have brunch

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with me tomorrow because she's
having brunch with Bethany,

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but Bethany
she couldn't brunch with me

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because she's brunching
with Hannah,

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so then when I confronted them,
they said they don't think so,

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but other people think
I'm pissy trash,

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but, like, you don't
think that, do you?

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'Cause if you say, "Yes,"
then literally I will die

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because this is already, like,
the most literal day of my life!

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Man: Li Quin Gwang was desperate
to say

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how lucky she felt to gab
with a new gal pal,

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but she couldn't get
a word in edgewise,

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so she used the new app.

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[ Speaking indistinctly ]

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Once given the chance to speak,
Ms. Gwang wondered

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if any language was rich enough
to convey her depth

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of appreciation
for this fellowship.

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She hoped silence would suffice.

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But it's like I don't even know
if I like brunch,

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but I wish you and me
could brunch sometime.

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And at that moment,
Ms. Gwang realized

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how she too could be literal.

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[ Speaking indistinctly ]

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♪♪

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She was ready for brunch.

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Ah!

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To bust with life
was Jay Reese's thickest wish,

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but he felt so dead
in his heart.

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His chest was swarmed
by coffin worms

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desperate to wriggle in
for the feast of their lives.

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It might smell dead
in there now, fellas,

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but not after tonight.

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[ Spray hisses ]

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[ Elevator bell dings ]

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I'm here for a pick-up.
Reese.

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Reese, Reese.
[ Clucks tongue ]

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You had us recreate your old
high-school crush, right?

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Bring out the custom job
for Reese!

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Man:
Reese had no photos,

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so they had to construct her
from his description.

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All they told him was to imagine
a desert choked dead

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by a 1,000-year drought and that
she was the first spring rain.

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Exactly as pretty
as I remember.

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Yep, she ought to be
working nice.

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We took her out
for a test spin,

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put up a couple few miles
on her, right?

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Oh, okay.

86
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Thanks.

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Vroom, vroom,
right, Mr. Reese?

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Yeah, I guess.

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You guess what?

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Uh, uh, I, um...
Vroom, vroom.

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If you say so.
Okay. We're all set.

92
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And, uh, did you want
dignity with that?

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Like, what?

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Dignity, do you want
any dignity?

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We can put a look of dignity
in her eyes

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or just keep
the blank stare.

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Uh, is the, um,
dignity extra?

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Fifty cents more.

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Uh, I'm on
a philosopher's salary.

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I understand.

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This guy doesn't want
any dignity.

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No dignity for Jay Reese!

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And you're in luck.

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We're running a special promo
this month.

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Every custom
love doll you buy,

106
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we throw in a free doll
of your mother.

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Bring out the mom
on the Reese job!

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-Ah!
-It's Eudora Reese!

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-No, I don't want --
-Looks just like her, huh?

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Our team really does
their research.

111
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You can do anything
you want with her.

112
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Get me? Anything.

113
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Ew. I don't want to do sex
with Mommy.

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Who said anything about sex?
What's wrong with you?

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S-Sorry.

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I don't know what I'm supposed
to do with this.

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Punch her, strangling,
whatever you're into!

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Go on!
Sock her in the teeth.

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Break her in.

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Vroom, vroom, right,
like how you said.

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I'm not -- I would never
hurt my mom.

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Not true.

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You're breaking her heart
right now.

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See?

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Her eyes are totally wet
for you.

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Oh, she's a squirter!

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Ooh, oh, why do you have her
making noises like that?

128
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Oh, yeah, she's programmed
to say

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all the real stuff
your mom says.

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Oh, yeah, honey.

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Can I make you an egg-salad
sandwich, baby?

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Mm, that'll put some meat
on your bones.

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-Mm!
-Ugh, god!

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When are you going
to give me some grandchildren?

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Ugh, yeah, give it to me!

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Give me grandchildren!

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Make me a grandma!
Do it!

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No, no, no, no, no, no!
I can't hear this!

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Make her stop!
-Of course.

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I've got something
for that.

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Oh, honey.

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Cancel the whole thing!
It's all ruined!

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Uh, Mike, uh, hey,
I'm sorry.

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I didn't mean
to upset you.

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Tell you what, take it.
The mom is free.

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It's not about the money.
I'm going.

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No, I mean, it's free.

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It has free will.

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It wants to come
with you!

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Oh, I'm coming!
Oh, yeah!

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I'm coming!

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No, Mom!
I don't want it!

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Go on! Get!

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Mm!

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Fine.
Let's go, Mom.

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Man: Reese knew, every time
he got a girl,

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his mom would find
a way to ruin it.

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I guess you'll
sleep in here.

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Why don't you wash up?

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I'll fix supper.
-Mm.

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After that, Reese was too
ashamed to see

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his real mom again,
so he began to lean on this one.

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[ Knock on door ]

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The original mother simply
couldn't imagine

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what she had done to make
her child reject her so coldly,

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but his doll was determined
not to feel guilty.

167
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It wasn't her fault that woman
couldn't manage

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to keep her own son loyal,

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so they settled into
a cozy companionship --

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long afternoons
connecting over tea

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with an ease
between them,

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although her prayers
often kept him up at night.

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Oh, God, oh, yeah, God.

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Oh, God.
oh, yeah, God, baby.

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Oh, yeah, God, baby.

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Oh, God,
yeah, God, baby.

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Yeah, God, baby, yeah, God,
baby, yeah, God, baby!

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And when he finally woke,
of course,

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she laid
quite a humongous egg.

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[ Squeaking ]

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The baby moms scampered
everywhere,

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dispensing kind advice

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and leaving tiny casseroles
around the house.

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They were competitive critters
who did favors

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and tricks
to prove their love

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without asking for anything
in return

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and spent all day
making squeaks that meant,

188
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"I don't need anything,
so don't worry about me

189
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because I don't want
to make trouble,

190
00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:06,877
and you can ignore me
if you like

191
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because all I want
is for you to be happy.

192
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Even though my leg hurts,
it's not a big deal,

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and I don't matter
because I'm just a mom."

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If he dared to help them
in any way,

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they'd break
into cute little riots.

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[ Squeaking and crashing ]

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[ Knock on door ]
-Exterminator.

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Uh, I didn't
call anyone.

199
00:08:25,287 --> 00:08:27,332
Exterminator!

200
00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:29,247
Dad, what are you
doing here?

201
00:08:29,247 --> 00:08:31,815
I have no idea what
you're talking about.

202
00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:35,427
I'm just a regular
exterminator, okay?

203
00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:38,039
Now you put a tiny Bible
here for bait.

204
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They crawl in, and snap
goes their nagging neck.

205
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I don't
want to hurt them.

206
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Aw, let me just do a couple
of them, please, please.

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For the first time
in his life,

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Reese understood how to give
his father what he truly wanted.

209
00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:55,839
Sure, Pop,
right through there.

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[ Baby moms squeaking ]
[ Bones crack ]

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Thank you.

212
00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:01,192
[ Thud ]

213
00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:06,415
He realized these sweet
creatures could help

214
00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:10,593
so many others not lucky enough
to know a mother's touch.

215
00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:17,513
This gave him the confidence
that he was ready

216
00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:21,865
to find a real partner,
maybe even get married.

217
00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:23,867
Unfortunately,
at that exact moment,

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the queen mother just happened
to grow old

219
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as a total coincidence and not
as an emotional manipulation.

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As her health deteriorated,

221
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he was strangely grateful
for the chance to care

222
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for the person who had nurtured
him when he was helpless.

223
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He couldn't help
but see an elegance

224
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to the full circle shape
our lives take.

225
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He was with her at the end
when she slipped into infinity.

226
00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:49,240
It's so big. Ah!

227
00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,199
Let it in.

228
00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:54,028
-Big.
-Relax. Let it in.

229
00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:56,465
Oh!

230
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The first time he brought
a woman to completion,

231
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his heart throbbed to life.

232
00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:03,124
His coffin worms were thrilled
for their brunch,

233
00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:05,866
but Reese missed the warmth
of his little friends

234
00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:08,259
as they ate away
at all things death,

235
00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:10,566
chomping a path
he'd be crazy enough to follow.

236
00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:12,829
You're so tight.

237
00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:15,049
He was ready
for his brunch.

238
00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,924
Excuse me.
Can I get a water here, Miss?

239
00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:24,014
Holly Inglet had
quite enough messes.

240
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,324
Didn't you go to Bantam
High School?

241
00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:31,935
So the day he finally felt rain
on his face

242
00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:33,807
after a 1,000-year drought,

243
00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:35,635
Reese raised
her the whole world,

244
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:40,509
and no matter how hard
his old friends

245
00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:42,729
begged him to visit them
for tea,

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00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:47,168
he never set foot on the ground
again, not after tonight.

247
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♪ There's blood in the kitchen

248
00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:52,826
♪ There's blood in the hall

249
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:58,962
♪ There's blood in the parlor
where my lady did fall ♪

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00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:05,142
♪ Long Lankin was hanged
on a gibbet so high ♪

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♪ And the false nurse was burned
in a fire close by ♪